Celebrity Freebies?

Okay, so who out there has a celebrity "freebie" that they're allowed to... um... snuggle with, if the opportunity should ever arise? You know, like in that episode of "Friends" where Ross and Rachel both make their list of 5 celebrities they can cheat on the other with, and it would be totally okay? (If you don't remember, check out the clip.)


It's kind of silly to do, you know, since chances are that no one will ever come remotely close to the possibility of having a chance with a hot celebrity of his or her choice. Not that I condone cheating. Because I do not. Cheating is very bad, people. But say, if you had a gun to your head, and you HAD to do it with somebody (besides your spouse), these would be the people you'd most like to do it with. Snuggle with, I mean.

So, naturally Billy and I both have our lists of snuggle worthy celebrities. We both agreed that we would each have only one celebrity freebie. The rest are just kind of fun to rank in a top 5 sort of fashion.

And because I have nothing better to do, I present you with

Shalay's Top Snuggle-Worthy Celebrities

#1. Leonardo DiCaprio
The Leading Man Award. He is technically my only celebrity freebie, since I only get one. And I must say, he's a damn good one. I have had a major crush on this man for well over a decade. I don't think it's possible for me to not be attracted to him (which can be really awkward during a movie like "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"). Seriously, I don't care about how much weight he puts on around his midsection, or what ridiculous looking facial hair he has, or the fact that he only dates Brazilian super models. I. Love. Him.

#2. Justin Timberlake



Mr. Soulful Award. JT can sing. He can dance. He can act. He can make a girl laugh. (Have you seen him on SNL?) He dresses impeccably, and he loves his mom. What more can you ask for? Besides, being a good dancer is always a turn on. I mean, if they dance that well, you can only imagine how well they can... snuggle.






#3. Ryan Phillippe
The Hot Blonde Award. Holy hell, this man is hot. I was sad when his seemingly perfect marriage to Reese Witherspoon crumbled, but if she can move on to Jake Gyllenhaal, then Ryan can move on to
me
anyone he likes.












#4. David Beckham
Mr. Sexy Award. This is one fine specimen of a man, if I do say so myself. Um, yeah, I'm not gonna ruin this with any more words. Just. Look. At. Him.





#5. John Krasinski
The Nice Guy Award. If you're a fan of The Office, then enough said. But if you have not yet had the pleasure of watching one of the funniest shows on television, then all I have to say is ARE YOU CRAZY?! I think I may be more enamored with Jim Halpert than with John Krasinski, but hey, beggers can't be choosers. This guy is amazingly attractive for his sense of humor, big heart, and hopeless romanticism. And yes, I'm talking about Jim. In my fantasies, John is Jim.

Honorable Mentions

Jason SegelThe Goofy Guy Award. Sure, he may not ooze snuggle appeal, but I like funny guys. A nice piece of eye candy is just swell, but you gotta make a girl laugh. After seeing Jason in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and "I Love You, Man", I knew he was cute and funny. But "How I Met Your Mother" has put it over the edge for me. Maybe it's because his character is almost exactly like my husband, but I think he's adorably sexy.

Brad Pitt

The Greek God Award. How typical, I know. Brad Pitt's name is synonymous with perfection. Look up hottie in the dictionary, and you'll be sure to find his picture. The man is pure beauty. I don't think he's particularly interesting or deep, but hey, sometimes you just want a good snuggle and nothing more, nothing less.

Carey Hart

The Hot Tattooed Guy Award. Cute? Check. Nice body? Check. Tattoos? CHECK. I'm going to be honest with you: I know nothing about motocross, and I wouldn't even know who Carey Hart is if it wasn't for Pink. But hey, the girl's got good taste in men.

Eric Dane

The Handsome and Rugged Award. I'm disappointed in him for that whole nude tape scandal, but hey, I can forgive and forget. This man is gorgeous. I can imagine an all night snuggle fest with him would be McSteamy, indeed.

Vince Vaughn

The Sarcastic Funny Guy Award. This man is simply delightful. I will watch any movie he's in because I love his sarcasm and quick wit. And for some reason, I find men who are freakishly tall to be kind of a turn-on. (No comment on how tall my husband is...)

Noticeably Omitted

Robert Pattinson

Yes, I get it. He's brooding and he kind of has a mysterious James Dean-ish quality. But I cannot get on board with this guy! You can read my reasons here.

Matthew McConaughey

Don't get me wrong. I really like him. I enjoy his movies and he seems like an awesome guy to hang out with at the beach. But he just doesn't do it for me. Simple as that.

Zac Efron

Ok, I can totally see that this guy is attractive. But I've never actually seen anything he's been in. I also feel weird that he's younger than me. So, Zac, I may not be on board yet... But anything can happen.

Jude Law

If it wasn't for his real life scumbag ways, I would be all over him. But serial cheaters and womanizers do not get my vote. No for you, Jude Law.

Ryan Reynolds

Here's a guy who is obviously attractive. I'm just not attracted to him. He comes across as bland to me - not that funny, and not an outstanding actor. Just sort of there. Sorry Ryan, I'm sure you're a great guy inside.


And now, for Billy's Top 5...

#1 Anne Hathaway

#2 Scarlett Johannson

#3 Kate Beckinsale

#4 Carrie Underwood

#5 Keira Knightley

I must say, I totally approve of Billy's list. I'm proud that he never even considered Megan Fox (because she looks fake to me!). The only thing I couldn't get over was the fact that he completely omitted Jennifer Aniston. That kind of upset me. I kept saying, "How could you not have Jennifer Aniston on your list? She's perfect! She has an amazing body and she looks better than ever!" Billy pretty much told me to back off, and accept his list for the way it is. And then he admitted that Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous, which made me feel better... because I just really like her.

So there you go. Our iron-clad celebrity freebie lists. For this year, at least.

And now I just can't help but wonder.... Do you have a list? Spill!